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Microsoft Announces Major Company Overhaul

In a bid to compete more fiercely with competitors like Apple, Google, and Amazon, Microsoft on Thursday announced a sweeping reorganization, which officials say will help the company react more quickly to changing technology and speed up development of products. What do you think?

  • “Is this about money?”

    Jessica Covert Library Consultant
  • “Smart. Like all visionary tech companies, they’re copying exactly what Apple has been doing for years.”

    Oliver Reilly Commercial Diver
  • "I miss the good old days of Microsoft when they didn’t care about competing with other companies.”

    Brian Shannon Mattress Packer

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