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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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Microsoft Ending Support For Windows XP

Twelve years after introducing the operating system, which now runs on nearly 30 percent of all desktops, Microsoft has announced that starting on April 8 it will no longer be offering security updates or customer support for the software. What do you think?

  • “Does this mean I’ll need to re-install Zoo Tycoon?”

    Ken Lohman Blog Curator
  • “You’ve got to take the training wheels off sometime.”

    Lesley Welch Remote Control Programmer
  • “Not if I have anything to do with it, which I don’t, so it sounds like Microsoft is probably going to make this happen.”

    Anton Cho Silver Polisher

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