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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Microsoft Fine Upheld In Court

Europe's second highest court recently upheld the European Commission's 2004 decision to fine Microsoft 497 million euros for antitrust violations. What do you think?
  • "This is all very interesting for Europe, but remind me again what it has to do with America?"

    Baly Harper Assistant District Attorney
  • "Don't they know all those fines are just going to force Microsoft to produce an inferior product? I mean, a more inferior one?"

    Chuck Gardner Printer
  • "This is an important ruling for anybody who believes in antitrust laws or anybody who likes it when rich people lose money."

    Eric Isensee Systems Analyst
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