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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Microsoft Fine Upheld In Court

Europe's second highest court recently upheld the European Commission's 2004 decision to fine Microsoft 497 million euros for antitrust violations. What do you think?
  • "This is all very interesting for Europe, but remind me again what it has to do with America?"

    Baly Harper Assistant District Attorney
  • "Don't they know all those fines are just going to force Microsoft to produce an inferior product? I mean, a more inferior one?"

    Chuck Gardner Printer
  • "This is an important ruling for anybody who believes in antitrust laws or anybody who likes it when rich people lose money."

    Eric Isensee Systems Analyst

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