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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Microsoft Launches New Search Engine

In an attempt to recapture market share lost to Google, Microsoft has announced the launch of a new search engine it calls "Bing." What do you think?
  • “Bing? Interesting. I’ll have to Google that when I get home.”

    Goerge Wade Systems Analyst
  • "Finally a search engine for the Zune age!"

    Trina Jordan Literary Agent
  • “Search engines are for lazy computer users who don’t have the fortitude to type random URLs until they find what they're looking for.”

    Paul Schepartz Take-Away Attendant

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