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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Microsoft Overhauling Hotmail

Software giant Microsoft is planning a significant upgrade to its web-based e-mail portal Hotmail. What do you think?

  • "I don't know, I think Hotmail is probably as good at receiving spam as it's ever going to get."

    Kevin Pettibon Machinist
  • "Stop right there. I refuse to associate with anyone who uses a Hotmail account or asks questions about Hotmail."

    Jeff Lockett Commercial Developer
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    Kaye Dukowski Auto Claims Analyst

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