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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Microsoft Releases Security Patch

Last week, Microsoft released a patch for a critical security flaw in its Internet Explorer web browser. What do you think?

  • "Well, this meets all the criteria for things I'm most terrified of: something I don't understand at all and refuse to learn more about."

    Stefan Wells Campaign Consultant
  • "Thanks, but I'll pass. I kind of like how the Nigerians rearranged my desktop."

    Layna Torgerson Pest Control
  • "From what I gather, this patch works by plugging the remote code execution vulnerability in the VML, while a web page with VML when a rect tag is displayed in IE. Anyone who understands what this means has earned the right to attack my computer."

    Greg Anderson Line Cook

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