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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Microsoft Testing Google Glass Competitor

According to an unnamed source, Microsoft is testing a wearable computer with an eyewear interface similar to Google’s highly anticipated Google Glass device. What do you think?

  • “Finally, some glasses I can Bing from.”

    Camille Rasner Linguist
  • “That’s nice, but I made a promise to myself that I would never put a Microsoft product on my face.”

    Ron Revilla Tar Heater
  • “All my stupid glasses do is bestow me with the gift of sight.”

    Shawn Beasley Hard Candy Maker
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