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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Microsoft Testing Google Glass Competitor

According to an unnamed source, Microsoft is testing a wearable computer with an eyewear interface similar to Google’s highly anticipated Google Glass device. What do you think?

  • “Finally, some glasses I can Bing from.”

    Camille Rasner Linguist
  • “That’s nice, but I made a promise to myself that I would never put a Microsoft product on my face.”

    Ron Revilla Tar Heater
  • “All my stupid glasses do is bestow me with the gift of sight.”

    Shawn Beasley Hard Candy Maker

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