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Colleges are now considering white students for fellowships and scholarships that were previously available only to minorities. What do you...

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Microsoft Vista Delayed

Microsoft Vista, the first major overhaul of the Windows operating system in five years, has been delayed until the beginning of next year. What do you think?
  • "This is going to severely impact my timetable for creating Vista-based viruses."

    Michael Lopez
    Systems Analyst
  • "I'm not affected in the least. My TRS-80 Color Computer fills all my rudimentary document creation and Dungeons Of Daggorath needs."

    Bridget McCormick
    Soap Maker
  • "Don’t worry, Mr. Gates. If your stock tanks because of this, we can totally sleep head-to-foot in my trundle bed."

    Keith Lane
    Millwright
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