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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers’ Movie In The Works

Lionsgate announced that it’s planning a film franchise reboot of the popular Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TV show, which features a group of teens who morph into super-warriors and pilot giant robots called Zords to save the world. What do you think?

  • “So are they going to be dinosaur Zords or jungle animal Zords? Fucking tell me now!”

    David Esposito Film Reel Changer
  • “I fear we’re now too far removed from the Cold War for this to resonate.”

    Mary-Beth Haskell Craft Services Manager
  • “Hollywood better not screw this up.”

    Doug Stein Ticket Booth Agent
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