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Militants Fire Rockets Into Israel During Obama Visit

Militants in Gaza fired two rockets into an Israeli border city ahead of President Barack Obama’s speech in Jerusalem urging Israelis and Palestinians to resume negotiations. What do you think?

  • “Were there by chance any notes attached to the rockets indicating Palestinians are ready to resume peace talks?”

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  • “If a foreign leader came to my country suggesting fair and evenhanded solutions, I’d be pissed, too.”

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