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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.

Trump Asks Entire Senate To Clear Out Of Chamber So He Can Speak To Comey Alone

WASHINGTON—Entering through a side door and bidding the assembled legislators, congressional aides, and members of the media to give him a moment with the former FBI director, President Donald Trump reportedly asked the entire Senate to clear the chamber during James Comey’s testimony Thursday so he could speak to him alone.

A Timeline Of The Watergate Scandal

With the White House mired in controversy, comparisons to Washington’s most famous scandal have been common, if not always accurate. Forty-five years after the events leading to Nixon’s resignation, The Onion presents a detailed timeline of the Watergate scandal.
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Military's Gay Policy Being Reevaluated

The Obama administration is in the early stages of revamping the policy for gays in the military. What do you think?
  • "These are important steps toward the day when America will finally have its first openly gay battleship."

    Charles Duvall Reactor Operator
  • "I'm not sure I support a policy allowing openly gay people to serve. It might open the floodgates to actual free will within the armed forces."

    Leah Dawson Documentation Supervisor
  • "Oh, good! I think my son might be gay, and I would like to be proud of him for at least some reason."

    Richard Basal Unemployed

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