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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Military's Gay Policy Being Reevaluated

The Obama administration is in the early stages of revamping the policy for gays in the military. What do you think?
  • "These are important steps toward the day when America will finally have its first openly gay battleship."

    Charles Duvall Reactor Operator
  • "I'm not sure I support a policy allowing openly gay people to serve. It might open the floodgates to actual free will within the armed forces."

    Leah Dawson Documentation Supervisor
  • "Oh, good! I think my son might be gay, and I would like to be proud of him for at least some reason."

    Richard Basal Unemployed

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