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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Millennials Choosing Not To Own Cars

In spite of carmakers’ efforts to lure younger buyers by advertising in video games and conducting social media campaigns, data show that 18- to 34-year-olds are buying cars at a much lower rate than previous generations. What do you think?

  • “Once you experience the thrill of renting a car, nothing else compares.”

    Harold Marrow Baker
  • “They’re probably just waiting to see which car the Lumineers endorse.”

    Lee McDuffee Polygraph Examiner
  • “But how else will these feisty youngsters have their hot rod races?”

    Kimberly Hazard Bookbinder

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