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Millennials Choosing Not To Own Cars

In spite of carmakers’ efforts to lure younger buyers by advertising in video games and conducting social media campaigns, data show that 18- to 34-year-olds are buying cars at a much lower rate than previous generations. What do you think?

  • “Once you experience the thrill of renting a car, nothing else compares.”

    Harold Marrow Baker
  • “They’re probably just waiting to see which car the Lumineers endorse.”

    Lee McDuffee Polygraph Examiner
  • “But how else will these feisty youngsters have their hot rod races?”

    Kimberly Hazard Bookbinder

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