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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Millennials Consume The Most Wine

U.S. millennials aged 21 to 38 consumed 159.6 million cases of wine in 2015, or an average of two cases per person, more than any other generation. What do you think?

  • “This is to be expected when an entire generation is raised on ‘Sideways.’”

    Jim Kalmus Signage Curator
  • “Who wouldn’t want to unwind after a long day of caring about inequality and the environment?”

    Evie Heffernan Seat Filler
  • “Ugh, and it’s probably wine that they heard about on some podcast.”

    Troy Kassel Fundraising Negotiator

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