American multimillionaire Dennis Tito, famous for being the first space tourist in 2001, announced plans to finance a 500-day mission that would send a spacecraft carrying a married civilian couple to fly by Mars and then return to Earth. What do you think?
“Absolutely nothing about this is a bad idea.”Bud Batha Sewage Plant Supervisor
“I hope there isn’t going to be one of those bullshit twists where the couple’s names turn out to be Adam and Eve.”Karen Humberger Helminthologist
“Sounds like a perfect trip, minus the wife part! Ha, I’m just kidding. I would love to experience something like that with Marie.”Douglas Alstadter Inseam Trimmer