Millionaires: It Takes $7.5 Million To Be Rich

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'I Make My Own Hours,' Says Man About To Get Fired

NEW YORK—Marketing associate Jack Hilliard has carved out a pretty nice little setup wherein he has the freedom to make his own hours and come and go to work as he pleases, the 41-year-old who is on the verge of losing his job told reporters Monday.

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Millionaires: It Takes $7.5 Million To Be Rich

In a recent survey, 42 percent of millionaires said they didn't feel rich and would need assets of around $7.5 million or more to feel wealthy. What do you think?

  • "Fortunately, love and happiness still retail for around $4 million."

    Gary Martini
    Compiler
  • "I get it. When I have $24, it's like, nothing. But the minute I hit $27, the world is my oyster."

    Douglas Graham
    Unemployed
  • "Well, put yourself in my shoes. Do you have any idea what it’s like to look your kid in the eye and tell him we have to put off his dentist appointment until ExxonMobil announces its quarterly dividend?"

    Cynthia Stewart
    CEO
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