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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Mills: McCartney Abusive

Paul McCartney is denying allegations from estranged wife Heather Mills that he was often drunk, high, and violent. What do you think?
  • "Huh. I always thought Paul was the cute one and Ringo was the drunken wife beater."

    Kelly Drinae Special Needs Teacher
  • "That's 'Sir Paul McCartney is denying allegations' of beating his wife, thank you."

    Calvin Thiele Furniture Assembler
  • "Man, do I love 'Hey Jude.'"

    Ryan Keller Systems Analyst
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