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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Mills: McCartney Abusive

Paul McCartney is denying allegations from estranged wife Heather Mills that he was often drunk, high, and violent. What do you think?
  • "Huh. I always thought Paul was the cute one and Ringo was the drunken wife beater."

    Kelly Drinae Special Needs Teacher
  • "That's 'Sir Paul McCartney is denying allegations' of beating his wife, thank you."

    Calvin Thiele Furniture Assembler
  • "Man, do I love 'Hey Jude.'"

    Ryan Keller Systems Analyst

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