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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Book Canceled

Publisher Simon & Schuster has canceled their $250,000 book deal with Milo Yiannopoulos after recent interviews in which the right-wing extremist condemned age of consent laws. What do you think?

  • “But the First Amendment specifically protects citizens’ right to profit from transphobic rhetoric.”

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  • “It’s best that Simon & Schuster, esteemed publisher of Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Donald Trump, not risk their reputation.”

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  • “I still plan to move forward with my trenchant tweet about him.”

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

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