Minnesota Bars Running Dry

Top Headlines

Recent News

‘SportsCenter’ Co-Anchors Clearly Dating

BRISTOL, CT—Saying that the pair could barely take their eyes off one another throughout the hour-long sports news program, ESPN viewers told reporters Friday that it is increasingly clear SportsCenter anchors John Anderson and Matt Barrie are currently dating.

Terrifying Uniformed Bachelorette Party Storms Local Bar

TACOMA, WA—Bursting into the establishment seemingly out of nowhere and overtaking it within a matter of moments, a terrifying uniformed bachelorette party stormed local pub Casey’s Saloon Friday night, onlookers reported.
End Of Section
  • More News
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Originality

Healthy Eating

Minnesota Bars Running Dry

Following a government shutdown in which bars in Minnesota were unable to renew their liquor-purchasing cards, many establishments are running out of alcoholic beverages to serve. What do you think?

  • "Just you watch, this is the first step in the Democrat agenda to turn America into a socialist, single-drinker state."

    Terry Martsch
    Systems Analyst
  • “I guess this is where the tourist slogan ‘Escape to Wisconsin to get completely shitfaced’ really pays off.”

    Maxine Nelson
    Booster Assembler
  • "Look, I've got some old beers stashed in my closet from last August when my parents were out of town for a week. Anything for a price, Minnesota."

    Eugene Plouf
    Unemployed
Next Story