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‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
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Miss California Loses Crown

Controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean lost her title for contract violations that included missing official pageant events. What do you think?
  • "They better promote that runner-up fast, or my RV show at the fairgrounds next weekend will be a big disappointment."

    Jill Klaus Events Planner
  • "It's not too late for her to enter the wet T-shirt contest down at Jimmy Mac's. We picked up a pretty nice crown for the winner down at Party City."

    David Jackson Party DJ
  • "I’m kind of desensitized to this stuff after seeing the beheading of Miss Oklahoma in '83"

    Darren Allyn Systems Analyst

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