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Vol 45 Issue 24

Chatter Down 10 Percent

NEW YORK—The usage of common baseball chatter, including phrases like "Heybattabatta" and "Swingbattabatta," is down among teams at all...
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Miss California Loses Crown

Controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean lost her title for contract violations that included missing official pageant events. What do you think?
  • "They better promote that runner-up fast, or my RV show at the fairgrounds next weekend will be a big disappointment."

    Jill Klaus
    Events Planner
  • "It's not too late for her to enter the wet T-shirt contest down at Jimmy Mac's. We picked up a pretty nice crown for the winner down at Party City."

    David Jackson
    Party DJ
  • "I’m kind of desensitized to this stuff after seeing the beheading of Miss Oklahoma in '83"

    Darren Allyn
    Systems Analyst
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