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Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year

Widely regarded as one of the online world’s brightest personalities, sources confirmed Friday that famed 28-year-old social media rock star Ryan Wasserman, better known as @RWthinks by his legions of passionate fans, makes roughly $28,000 per year.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Miss California Loses Crown

Controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean lost her title for contract violations that included missing official pageant events. What do you think?
  • "They better promote that runner-up fast, or my RV show at the fairgrounds next weekend will be a big disappointment."

    Jill Klaus Events Planner
  • "It's not too late for her to enter the wet T-shirt contest down at Jimmy Mac's. We picked up a pretty nice crown for the winner down at Party City."

    David Jackson Party DJ
  • "I’m kind of desensitized to this stuff after seeing the beheading of Miss Oklahoma in '83"

    Darren Allyn Systems Analyst

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