Miss Teen Louisiana Dethroned

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Miss Teen Louisiana Dethroned

With only 11 days to go before her successor was appointed, the reigning Miss Teen Louisiana was stripped of her crown in response to her arrest for a "dine and dash" and possessing marijuana. What do you think?
  • "The saddest part is watching them take back the kind wishes she gave to all those sick kids."

    Denise Kornbluth
    Systems Analyst
  • "It's very sad, but the nation needs to heal, so I hope the next Miss Teen Louisiana does the right thing and pardons her."

    Pro McNamara
    Corrections Officer
  • "This is the worst thing to happen to Louisiana in at least three years."

    Max Parduhn
    Audio Video Technician
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