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Missing Beatles Track Confirmed

In an interview with the BBC, Paul McCartney confirmed the existence of a 14-minute track the Beatles recorded for an electronic music festival. What do you think?
  • "Oh God. My doctor says it's bad for my blood pressure if my mind is blown for more than five minutes at a time."

    Jonathan Dunn Plumbing Wholesaler
  • "As manager of a classic-hits station that's always trying to fill time, I'm thrilled to say this could be 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' and 'American Pie' rolled into one."

    Kitty Barber Radio Station Manager
  • "Maybe this discovery will finally reveal the secret of 'Eight Days A Week' to me. I don't get that song! A week has seven days!"

    J.D. Sutton Assisted Living Coordinator

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