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Mississippi The Fattest State

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  • "It's also the biggest-boned, but you never hear about that survey."

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  • "This isn't over, Mississippi. The Wisconsin State Fair is right around the corner."

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

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