"If you're trying to sucker me into running a mouse-cancer 5K, I'm not going to do it. I've lost too many damn weekends to those things."Danielle Molinaro
"At least it made those tumors 41 percent more radiant."LaVon Wilson
"What about eye shadow? Can I still apply eye shadow to my mice?"Warren Peller
Four moisturizers have been found to cause skin cancer in mice. What do you think?