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Moisturizers Cause Cancer In Mice

Four moisturizers have been found to cause skin cancer in mice. What do you think?
  • "If you're trying to sucker me into running a mouse-cancer 5K, I'm not going to do it. I've lost too many damn weekends to those things."

    Danielle Molinaro
    Systems Analyst
  • "At least it made those tumors 41 percent more radiant."

    LaVon Wilson
    Networking Consultant
  • "What about eye shadow? Can I still apply eye shadow to my mice?"

    Warren Peller
    Backhoe Operator
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