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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Top Family Vacation Spots

With school out for the summer, families are packing up and hitting the road. Here are The Onion’s top family vacation destinations.
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Monica Lewinsky’s Clothes, Negligee Up For Auction

Thirty-two items that belonged to Monica Lewinsky during her time as a White House intern will be auctioned online, including a floor-length black negligee, a letter signed by President Bill Clinton, and a number of articles of clothing. What do you think?

  • “Unfortunately, my memorabilia budget is all tapped out from that Nancy Kerrigan estate sale.”

    Al Campos Flying Instructor
  • “I have authorized my agents to place several bids.”

    Wes Krakoff Shipping Magnate
  • “Please, please don’t bring up anything having to do with Monica Lewinsky. It’ll only awaken the deep, unbearable pain and anguish that roiled this country for many years.”

    Susan Sonski Remittance Clerk

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