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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Monica Lewinsky’s Clothes, Negligee Up For Auction

Thirty-two items that belonged to Monica Lewinsky during her time as a White House intern will be auctioned online, including a floor-length black negligee, a letter signed by President Bill Clinton, and a number of articles of clothing. What do you think?

  • “Unfortunately, my memorabilia budget is all tapped out from that Nancy Kerrigan estate sale.”

    Al Campos Flying Instructor
  • “I have authorized my agents to place several bids.”

    Wes Krakoff Shipping Magnate
  • “Please, please don’t bring up anything having to do with Monica Lewinsky. It’ll only awaken the deep, unbearable pain and anguish that roiled this country for many years.”

    Susan Sonski Remittance Clerk

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