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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Monica Lewinsky’s Clothes, Negligee Up For Auction

Thirty-two items that belonged to Monica Lewinsky during her time as a White House intern will be auctioned online, including a floor-length black negligee, a letter signed by President Bill Clinton, and a number of articles of clothing. What do you think?

  • “Unfortunately, my memorabilia budget is all tapped out from that Nancy Kerrigan estate sale.”

    Al Campos Flying Instructor
  • “I have authorized my agents to place several bids.”

    Wes Krakoff Shipping Magnate
  • “Please, please don’t bring up anything having to do with Monica Lewinsky. It’ll only awaken the deep, unbearable pain and anguish that roiled this country for many years.”

    Susan Sonski Remittance Clerk

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