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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Monkees’ Davy Jones Dies

Davy Jones, the British-born lead singer of the TV band the Monkees, died of a heart attack Wednesday. What do you think?

  • "Aw, I just got a crush on him yesterday."

    Judy Young Systems Analyst
  • "Now who am I supposed to think about when I'm kissing my husband? He's gotten kind of used to the swooning."

    Corey Rudd Pot Tender
  • "Man, and just when we thought we'd finally recovered from the death of aleatory music pioneer Karlheinz Stockhausen."

    Benjamin Williams Paper Archivist

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