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Monopoly To Replace Iron Game Piece With Cat

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Monopoly To Replace Iron Game Piece With Cat

Hasbro announced that the least popular Monopoly game piece, the iron, would be removed from the board game and replaced with a cat, which beat out other potential new tokens—a guitar, a robot, a diamond ring, and a helicopter—in an online vote. What do you think?

  • “But I was getting so good with the iron!”

    Rochelle Epper Dam Tender
  • “Who the hell are all these people who don’t want to be a fucking helicopter?”

    Norman Yant Abalone Diver
  • “That thing was an iron? My friends always told me it was a spaceship when they made me play with it.”

    Gabriel Struzan Darkroom Worker

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