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More Crimes Linked To ‘Slender Man’ Internet Meme

Following an incident in which two teenage girls allegedly attacked a friend to honor the fictional internet meme, police are reporting more incidents of violent crime linked to Slender Man, a tall, faceless paranormal creature popularized on sites like Creepypasta. What do you think?

  • “Oh, like you’ve never attacked someone to honor an internet meme.”

    Scott Glazer Unemployed
  • “Being a defense attorney must be the worst when you have to say Creepypasta during a trial.”

    Donna Nevins Stock Photo Cataloguer
  • “What we need is for Good Guy Greg to step in and fix this.”

    Mark Ecklund Bicycle Repairer

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