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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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More Peanut Butter Products Recalled

As more cases of peanut-butter-related salmonella pop up, more products are being recalled, including cookies, snack bars, and ice cream. What you think?
  • "Finally, the day has come when I will no longer be ridiculed for eating a jelly and fish-paste sandwich."

    Loretta Rinehart Materials Manager
  • "So, am I sick because of the salmonella or because I just ate 5 pounds of Reese's Pieces?"

    Brian Hale Armored Car Messenger
  • "I hope they get this figured out soon so I can return to providing my child with lunch."

    Gregory Carpenter Systems Analyst

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