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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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More TVs Than People

The average American home now contains more televisions than people. What do you think?
  • "Does that include the people on the televisions? Because they are just as much a part of my household as my children."

    Danielle Prediger Systems Analyst
  • "Are you sure that report wasn't talking about books? I could see that being the case with books. As a nation, we love to read."

    George Riley Furrier
  • "As a TV repairman and serial killer, I feel partly to blame for this problem."

    Lionel Kelley TV Repairman
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