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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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More White Americans Dying Than Being Born

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, for the first time in modern history, more white Americans are dying than being born, with whites predicted to fall below 50 percent of the population by 2043. What do you think?

  • “Of all the whites, I will miss Bill the most.”

    Jerome Surratt Fan Assembler
  • “Our scarcity will only increase our value.”

    Natalie Barckhoff Camera Operator
  • “Can’t answer, on my way to my wedding! My beloved Katie and I can’t wait to start a family and…unnngh! Urrrgh! Ohhh... c-can’t ... breathe ... having ... massive ... heart ... attack.”

    James Leichenko Arbor Inspector
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