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More Women Moving In With Partners Before Marriage

According to a new study, between 2006 and 2010, 48 percent of all women between the ages of 15 and 44 moved in with their male partners without being married, up from 34 percent in 1995. What do you think?

  • “I’m gonna start reciting Bible verses at random. Stop me when I hit one that forbids this.”

    Hugh Rand Administrative Analyst
  • “Well, sure. Everyone knows there’s nothing hotter for your sex life than a surprise-free domestic routine.”

    Laura Meyerson Ferris Wheel Operator
  • “Not me. Mother and I will be living off her disability checks until the proper suitor comes along.”

    Leslie Glover Unemployed


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