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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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More Women Received Mammograms Under ACA

A new study found more women sought mammograms under Obamacare, likely because out-of-pocket expenses were eliminated by the program. What do you think?

  • “I’m sick and tired of the unemployed sitting around all day getting mammograms.”

    Ross Murrell Microwave Optimizer
  • “But is detecting cancer in its early stages and making a full recovery even worth it if you’re just going to wind up living with a federal budget deficit?”

    Brent Powers Duct Installer
  • “Let’s not make repealing Obamacare any more difficult for Republicans than it’s already been.”

    Josie Lindford Carrot Pickler

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