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One hundred representatives from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints will be marching at the head of the Salt Lake City pride parade to show support for the LGBT community. What do you think?

  • "Within the Mormon church, it's very progressive to recognize gay people's right to walk around in public."

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  • "I think the church will probably move the Tabernacle while those 100 are marching so they can't find it when the parade's over."

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