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Morning-After Pill To Be Sold To 17-Year-Olds

A federal judge has ruled that the Food and Drug Administration failed to follow its own protocols when reviewing the birth control pill Plan B and must now allow it to be sold to 17-year-olds without a prescription. What do you think?
  • “As someone who lost his virginity at 25, I’m strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people were already having sex in high school.”

    Clint Paulo Reservationist
  • “I thought most pharmacies just had a barrel of the stuff out front.”

    Paul Sakich MRI Technician
  • “It's like I always say, if you're old enough to have sex, you're old enough to ingest 1.5 milligrams of levonorgestrel to prevent ovulation, fertilization, and implantation of a blastocyst.”

    Kelly Krutsch Payroll Administrator

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