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Most Americans Okay With NSA Surveillance

A poll found that 56 percent of Americans believe the NSA’s collection of phone record data is “acceptable,” saying that the government’s need to protect against a terrorist attack outweighed citizens’ right to privacy. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but what the hell do we know?”

    Kirk Glass Marine Insurance Salesman
  • “You watch—the terrorists will have different poll numbers that say exactly the opposite.”

    Janine Brockett Vocal Coach
  • “If it stops me from becoming a terrorist, I’m all for it.”

    Tom Rivera Athletic Director

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