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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Most Americans Okay With NSA Surveillance

A poll found that 56 percent of Americans believe the NSA’s collection of phone record data is “acceptable,” saying that the government’s need to protect against a terrorist attack outweighed citizens’ right to privacy. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but what the hell do we know?”

    Kirk Glass Marine Insurance Salesman
  • “You watch—the terrorists will have different poll numbers that say exactly the opposite.”

    Janine Brockett Vocal Coach
  • “If it stops me from becoming a terrorist, I’m all for it.”

    Tom Rivera Athletic Director
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