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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Most People Exposed To Secondhand Smoke

According to the World Health Organization, over 94 percent of people around the globe are unprotected from secondhand smoke. What do you think?
  • "94%? Wow, how are my kids ever going to resist the peer pressure to start secondhand smoking?"

    Glenn Cronise Systems Analyst
  • "It may be too late for us, but at least we can help protect the jackets and pants of our children."

    Layla Shutt Unemployed
  • "I want to care about this but its fighting for attention from the part of me usually reserved to worry about birds getting caught in used plastic six pack rings at landfills."

    Paul Richie Rock Splitter

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