Most-Wanted Nazi Believed Dead In Cairo

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Most-Wanted Nazi Believed Dead In Cairo

News reports suggest Aribert Heim, a Nazi war criminal known as Dr. Death, died in Cairo in 1992. What do you think?
  • "The infamous Nazi known as Dr. Death actually died in Cairo in 1992? I better go apologize to my neighbor."

    Alyssa Thornton
    Systems Analyst
  • "It's awfully ironic that a man known as Dr. Death would someday die himself."

    Dave Blitz
    Kitchen Manager
  • "Boiling skulls, injecting gasoline into hearts—you can see why he'd want to start over in a warm, dry climate."

    Stefan Piskor
    Credit Controller
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