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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Motor City Madman Attacks Dems

In a video of a recent live performance, rocker Ted Nugent launched into a tirade against Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) and Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY), suggesting that they "suck on" or "ride" a rifle he brandished on stage. What do you think?
  • "Let it go. People say all kinds of crazy things when they're Ted Nugent."

    Terry Newton Research Assistant
  • "I think that would be the last thing any of these people would want to do. Doesn't Ted Nugent know that they're all anti-gun?"

    Nate Jacobs Makeup Artist
  • "Thanks, Ted. You've now given me all the encouragement I need to finally tell my stepdad how I truly feel."

    Karen Varney Life Coach

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