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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Mountain Dew's New 'World Of Warcraft' Beverages

Mountain Dew has released World Of Warcraft–branded "game fuel" in Horde Red and Alliance Blue. What do you think?
  • "I hope they extend this to other games, like bridge, and have a north, south, east, and west version.”

    Ray Filardo Systems Analyst
  • "Look at all these idiots here who think I'm part of the Horde just because I bought a red soda. Fools! I can't believe it worked.”

    Paula Weston Java Security Consultant
  • "Mountain Dew should stop kissing flabby loser ass and get back to its proud hillbilly shitkicker roots.”

    Doug Hynes Forklift Operator

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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