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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Moussaoui May Be Executed

A federal jury reached the verdict that Zacarias Moussaoui, the alleged 20th Sept. 11 hijacker, is eligible for the death penalty. What do you think?
  • "Yes! Finally we have somebody to blame for the deaths of thousands and thousands of people. Thank God he wasn't on one of those planes."

    Darby Conley Media Buyer
  • "We have to be careful not to turn him into a martyr—or a bionic killing machine. Actually, between the two, we should probably go with martyr."

    Patrick McDonnell Deli Owner
  • "Can we put him in a little remote-control plane and crash him into a Vegas casino for demolition? Because that would be some awesome television."

    Lynn Johnston Student
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