‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel In The Works

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‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel In The Works

The Hollywood Reporter announced that after a decade of delays and script rewrites, film studio Fox 2000 is making a sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire, the 1993 hit movie starring Robin Williams about a dad who cross-dresses as an elderly Scottish nanny. What do you think?

  • “It’s so hard getting any movie made, much less one that no one wants to see.”

    Dan Cappelli
    Field Marshall
  • “I could never accept the premise that someone would divorce Robin Williams.”

    Carol Lerner
    Ergonomic Chair Designer
  • “But I still haven’t stopped laughing from the first one!”

    Matthew Heuer
    Unemployed