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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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MTV Airs Ferguson Public Service Announcement During VMA Awards

During last night’s Video Music Awards, MTV aired a public service announcement addressing issues surrounding the crisis in Ferguson, MO, featuring young people describing the stereotypes they face, which executives say they hope will start important conversations about racism. What do you think?

  • “It’s always nice to hear what Viacom has to say about racism.”

    David McComb Garage Door Installer
  • “Good on MTV for doing its part to reduce the negative stereotypes it promotes.”

    Kelly Wilson Pet Specialist
  • “This is a worthwhile conversation to have during the commercial break.”

    Justin Gerhardt Taffy Maker

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