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MTV's Occupy Wall Street

MTV has put out a casting call for a member of the Occupy Wall Street protests to join its cast of The Real World. What do you think?

  • "I bet feathers will fly when he or she is forced to room with a surprise guest: the ex-CEO of Bear Stearns!"

    Samantha LaFollette Nutritionist
  • "I guess MTV's Smart House starring Paul Krugman and Glenn Greenwald fell through."

    Kevin Davidson Systems Analyst
  • "I'm 32 but people are always telling me how disenfranchised I look! Now's my time!"

    Andy McGovern Unemployed

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