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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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MTV's Occupy Wall Street

MTV has put out a casting call for a member of the Occupy Wall Street protests to join its cast of The Real World. What do you think?

  • "I bet feathers will fly when he or she is forced to room with a surprise guest: the ex-CEO of Bear Stearns!"

    Samantha LaFollette Nutritionist
  • "I guess MTV's Smart House starring Paul Krugman and Glenn Greenwald fell through."

    Kevin Davidson Systems Analyst
  • "I'm 32 but people are always telling me how disenfranchised I look! Now's my time!"

    Andy McGovern Unemployed

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