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Mugabe Heckled By Parliament

President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe was loudly derided as a murderer by the Movement for Democratic Change as he opened a meeting of parliament. What do you think?
  • "Someone called me a murderer once. But that was in college, and for a totally different reason."

    Sally Reissman
    Systems Analyst
  • "If the MDC has a complaint to make, they should do the professional thing and file it officially with their local death squad."

    Adam Previn
    Food Co-Op Manager
  • "I wasn't going to say anything. But now that you mention it, I also think he's a murderer."

    Tom Garfield
    Carpet Installer
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