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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Multilingual Coca-Cola Ad Spurs Backlash

A 60-second advertisement for Coca-Cola that ran during the Super Bowl, which featured people singing the song “America the Beautiful” in multiple languages, has spurred backlash on Twitter from users who called the spot un-American for not being entirely in English. What do you you think?

  • “Yeah, that song sucks shit.”

    Steve Benson Prosthetic Dentist
  • “Football always sparks important national conversations.”

    Roy Flatman Mural Stenciler
  • “That’s what those other sounds were? Other languages?”

    Melanie Brown Kiln Unloader

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