Multilingual Coca-Cola Ad Spurs Backlash

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Fun Sticker Placed On Child's Ventilator

Fifty-seven women are stoned to death during the annual Riyadh fashion week, a frantic Biden searches a dog shelter for a Bo look-alike, and a fun sticker is placed on a child’s ventilator.

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PORTLAND—Citing the fact that you just made eye contact with her and doing so again right away might come across as creepy, a new report released today has confirmed that it’s still too soon to glance back at the attractive person behind you.

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Multilingual Coca-Cola Ad Spurs Backlash

A 60-second advertisement for Coca-Cola that ran during the Super Bowl, which featured people singing the song “America the Beautiful” in multiple languages, has spurred backlash on Twitter from users who called the spot un-American for not being entirely in English. What do you you think?

  • “Yeah, that song sucks shit.”

    Steve Benson
    Prosthetic Dentist
  • “Football always sparks important national conversations.”

    Roy Flatman
    Mural Stenciler
  • “That’s what those other sounds were? Other languages?”

    Melanie Brown
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