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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Murdoch Blasted As Not Fit To Lead

The British Parliament released a 125-page report on the News Corp phone-hacking scandal that concluded CEO Rupert Murdoch was unfit to govern a major media company. What do you think?

  • “I think he's still fit to run Fox.”

    Dennis Saint-John Dial Maker
  • “That’s ridiculous. People shouldn’t be going around with privacy if they don’t want other people invading it.”

    Steven Lazar Unemployed
  • “Sounds like someone’s still a little upset about the News Of The World’s ‘Parlia-Can’t’ headlines.”

    Madeline Flees Tank Erector

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