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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Murdoch Blasted As Not Fit To Lead

The British Parliament released a 125-page report on the News Corp phone-hacking scandal that concluded CEO Rupert Murdoch was unfit to govern a major media company. What do you think?

  • “I think he's still fit to run Fox.”

    Dennis Saint-John Dial Maker
  • “That’s ridiculous. People shouldn’t be going around with privacy if they don’t want other people invading it.”

    Steven Lazar Unemployed
  • “Sounds like someone’s still a little upset about the News Of The World’s ‘Parlia-Can’t’ headlines.”

    Madeline Flees Tank Erector
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