"I figured if I stood in the video art section long enough they'd just hire me as a security guard."Fred Doherty Systems Analyst
"There's nothing like the isolating bleakness of long-term joblessness to make people finally appreciate Andrew Wyeth."Samantha Park Feed-Drier Tender
"Does Ben Stiller's disconcerting influence on American cultural mores know no limit?"Chris Tracy Lunch-Truck Driver
In a survey of 481 museums, 57 percent showed a substantial increase in attendance in 2009. What do you think?