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Museums Raided Tombs?

Thousands of artifacts that have been taken from tombs around the world often make their way to prestigious museums. What do you think?
  • "Well, it would certainly explain the recent upsurge in mummy-curse-related murders at the Met."

    Megan Crawford
    Systems Analyst
  • "That must be why Getty director Dr. Michael Brand was digging up my mom's corpse last week. It doesn’t explain why he was fucking it, though."

    Michael Dougan
    Pharmacist
  • "Look, I'm a realist. I just don't believe in all this superstitious nonsense about 'archaeology' and 'museums.'"

    Tyler Soria
    Loan Officer
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