Muzak Files For Bankruptcy

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Muzak Files For Bankruptcy

With a debt load between $100 million and $500 million, Muzak Holdings LLC, the company whose name is synonymous with elevator and on-hold music, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. What do you think?
  • "But they had such great hits like 'Boring Saxophone' and 'Sleepy Piano.'"

    Darrell Malaga
    Graffiti Removal
  • "How could they fail? I've been tossing my spare change on the elevator floor for the past 20 years!"

    Laura Shannon
    Radio Dispatcher
  • "Some people might see this as a bad thing, but I think we're about to enter a new golden age of humming."

    Kyle Sandoval
    Tow Truck Driver
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