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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Mysterious Google Barges Seen On East, West Coasts

Many are speculating that two mysterious barges containing four-story structures, one docked in Portland, ME and another in San Francisco, are owned by tech giant Google and may contain floating data centers or promotional Google Glass store locations. What do you think?

  • “Ooh, a new barge! This is exciting!”

    Gavin Cabral Webmaster
  • “That’s genius. Could there be a more secure location than an open barge at sea?”

    Lisbeth Crowe Unemployed
  • “Oh, man. Now even a data center has gone on a cruise before me.”

    Richard Santoro Histologist
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